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The Garbage man Breakin Wow... Im retarded. I hear alot of Glass break. Alot of moving around A huge alarm go off and then alot of moving around boxes and stuff. I think to myself... Holy crap someones about to break into my house or already has. And i'm sitting here in my boxers. Crap. What should i do. I thought about calling 911 on the spot, but i wanted to make sure it was a breakin before i did. So walking downstairs i stop hearing glass break and i hear a huge car take off. I look outside and it's the recycling company.... Picking up glass bottles from the drive way. And moving the recycling bin out of the way and getting the trash can. "Way to go Jon"... You have officially been awarded the "Idiot award." Thank God i didn't call 911. I would have shot myself explaining to the Cops. Uhhh It was the recycling company picking up glass bottles and throwing them in the back of the truck which sounded like glass breaking... But i swear it sounded like it was underneath me. Geez. Anyway. Thought it was kinda funny. Later
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